He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
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Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
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he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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