Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
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that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
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my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
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