You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
