I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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