AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
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A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
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Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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