She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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