He is such a slut. More and more my type.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
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The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
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We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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