I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
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His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
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Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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