Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
that may or may not have been my penis.
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