do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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