Sry I called you an 8
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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