TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
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It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
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I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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