Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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