just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
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