the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Randomize
