pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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