How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
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She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
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Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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