3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
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Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
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As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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