Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
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did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
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I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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