Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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