So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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