Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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