you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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