Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
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I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
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I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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