Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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