i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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