i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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