5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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