Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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