i just google imaged poop.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
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