This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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