it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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