Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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