i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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