My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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