what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
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Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
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He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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