If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
My ATM looks so different sober.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
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