just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
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I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
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I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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