Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
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I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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