My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
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using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
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Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
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