Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
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you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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