Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
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I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
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