I am puke
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
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I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
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Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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