Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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