I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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