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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
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I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
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You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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