she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
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Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
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good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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