You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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