Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
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New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
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You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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