we made out on top of his cat.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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