He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
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Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
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Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it