so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
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Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
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I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.