____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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