fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
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I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
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I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.