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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe

  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Your logic is flawless...

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.

  (914): View more from New York

  That may have had to do with you chugging it

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