pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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